On getting a lap dance from an elderly woman: Uh, I was not ‘shooting’ at a strip club — I just went. It wasn’t really a strip club. It was kind of a dive bar with, uh, senior citizen strippers. So I got a lap dance from Little Bo Peep, who was very bossy. And kept getting on top of me, which I didn’t really wanna reciprocate. But then she goes, ‘I’m gonna bend over, and don’t you touch me.’ And I was like, ‘Don’t you worry about it.’ And then she inserted her breast into my mouth. I tipped, but I actually asked for some money back. I wanted to give her $20, but she took my $50.